“Mommy!” she yells. “Look at me! I have a tail.”
Then she runs by with a pair of underpants shoved in her butt.
NOW I’ve seen everything.
Duuuuuuuuh Dum.
Duuuuuuuuh Dum.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuuuuuh.
Da da da! Da da da!
It’s for sale! Lucky us. I wish I had $595.
I walked into the kids bathroom today and I thought What the hell ? And then I thought Hey, this is just a caption contest waiting to happen.
So have at it.
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How can something be extra clear?
The other day I thought I got a rock in my shoe.
It wouldn’t be blogworthy, except it happened in a public restroom. (In fact it happened in the restroom of the gas station near Gainesville where I got the free beer.) I couldn’t quite figure out how I got a rock in my tennis shoe when I was walking on linoleum, but whatever.
I tried to shake the “rock” out of my shoe and nothing happened.
Later I looked in the shoe and I didn’t see anything. I decided that it must just be the tag coming loose.
Later it was bugging me again and so I checked again. I saw a little silver dot. Was a staple or a nail coming out of my shoe?
Nope.
In my shoe. Poking my foot.
Someone is probably sad they lost this. I’m sad for it stabbed me in the foot and I’m happy it was easy to fix, but I am a little bit sad I don’t need a new pair of shoes.*
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* My Mom has this great pair of Privos
I’m Going to Need an Explanation
Originally uploaded by Sarah606
I took this picture with my cell phone yesterday.
The kids and I were on our way home from the grocery store when I passed this boat on the road. We had to turn around to take the picture.
Who has the best explanation for why and how this boat got here?
