Bugging Me: My Gnat/Mosquito Conspiracy Theory

I have a new theory regarding gnats and mosquitoes. I say that the gnats just fly around your face and try to distract you while the mosquitoes bite the living shit out of your foot. I’m not sure what the gnats are getting out of this deal. Maybe the mosquitoes are paying them off in […]

The One She is Going to Hate Me For

“Mommy!” she yells. “Look at me! I have a tail.” Then she runs by with a pair of underpants shoved in her butt. NOW I’ve seen everything.

What the Hell?

Duuuuuuuuh Dum. Duuuuuuuuh Dum. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuuuuuh. Da da da! Da da da! It’s for sale! Lucky us. I wish I had $595.

Caption Contest: A Horse on the Toilet?

I walked into the kids bathroom today and I thought What the hell ? And then I thought Hey, this is just a caption contest waiting to happen. So have at it. Awesome photo removed when photrade suddenly went out of business. Jerks.

Out of Curiosity

How can something be extra clear?

She’s Got Diamonds on the Soles Of Her Shoes

The other day I thought I got a rock in my shoe. It wouldn’t be blogworthy, except it happened in a public restroom. (In fact it happened in the restroom of the gas station near Gainesville where I got the free beer.) I couldn’t quite figure out how I got a rock in my tennis […]

I’m Going to Need an Explanation

I’m Going to Need an Explanation Originally uploaded by Sarah606 I took this picture with my cell phone yesterday. The kids and I were on our way home from the grocery store when I passed this boat on the road. We had to turn around to take the picture. Who has the best explanation for […]

Laundry Mystery

The title may be a little bit misleading. I mean – this is in fact a mystery dealing with laundry, but it has nothing to do with missing socks or the face of Jesus Christ  appearing on one of my sheets or anything like that. Here is the thing – my mom was here last […]