I have a new theory regarding gnats and mosquitoes. I say that the gnats just fly around your face and try to distract you while the mosquitoes bite the living shit out of your foot. I’m not sure what the gnats are getting out of this deal. Maybe the mosquitoes are paying them off in […]
“Mommy!” she yells. “Look at me! I have a tail.” Then she runs by with a pair of underpants shoved in her butt. NOW I’ve seen everything.
Duuuuuuuuh Dum. Duuuuuuuuh Dum. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuuuuuh. Da da da! Da da da! It’s for sale! Lucky us. I wish I had $595.
How can something be extra clear?
The other day I thought I got a rock in my shoe. It wouldn’t be blogworthy, except it happened in a public restroom. (In fact it happened in the restroom of the gas station near Gainesville where I got the free beer.) I couldn’t quite figure out how I got a rock in my tennis […]
I’m Going to Need an Explanation Originally uploaded by Sarah606 I took this picture with my cell phone yesterday. The kids and I were on our way home from the grocery store when I passed this boat on the road. We had to turn around to take the picture. Who has the best explanation for […]
The title may be a little bit misleading. I mean – this is in fact a mystery dealing with laundry, but it has nothing to do with missing socks or the face of Jesus Christ appearing on one of my sheets or anything like that. Here is the thing – my mom was here last […]