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Hey, remember a long time ago when I started the third annual traffic experiment?
Then I promptly forgot about it.
Oops.
So let’s pretend that didn’t happen and I just said – the winner will be announced on September 15th.
Luckily for you since I am a moron there is still time to enter and win the gift certificate to Build-A-Bear. (You know, assuming I can still find it.)
Here are the entries thus far:
Kathi D is going with Busty Russian Lola Chicken butts.
Marilyn picked crenshaw melon tomboy boob suck. (Whatever that means)
RubiaLala chose katie baby bump grind broadway.
Elizabeth and her husband talked it over and decided on either World of Warcraft Boob Hack (or nude hack) or Man gives birth to his own twin.
Mamikaze went with free polygamist election summer porn.
Ree picked something that could be my about page ( if I was a freak) Sports freak with a vagina birthing twins.
Jen says these two things bring a lot of traffic to her site: zicam while nursing glorious boobs.
De in D.C. went with a safe one Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt twins.
Emily came up with subway homeschoolers rainbow jello shots discriminates.
Wendy chose to use hot girls dangerous thong
Nick(memBeth) says Anthony Bourdaine’s Massive Boner Pictures.
JessicaAPISS went with naked twin drunk girls streak baseball game.
The Other Bear went simple: toilet photos.
TIF RN came up with vagtastic harry potter twins blog.
Tito says Argument over beer.
SueBob says Jessica alba naked tits.
Creative-Type Dad chose to go with potty training nude andy gibb coloring pages.
JonB chose the current even route: Obama Porn, McCain Sex act with Iraq’s prime minister and Hillary’s Iran penetration for lower gas prices caused Tim Russert and George Carlin heart failure.
Christina says she gets a lot of hits for uterus pictures.
Jodifur picked make money working from home naked celebrity photos twins.
Ali (the winner from last year) came up with another one that confuses me: Ash and Dawn from Pokemon naked.
Ilina from Dirt and Noise came up with naked political junkie smacks Tom Cruise.
Jodifur says make money working from home naked celebrity photos twins.
Liz says that she gets at least a few hits every day for “mom like it big.”
Whit has chosen to go with free nude teen sex clinton.
M.A. Smith is going with deconstructing Cinderella. I wonder if she means the princess or the band?
Musing (who has good taste in men but obviously didn’t see the same Inside the Actors Studio that I did) says Johnny Depp for president.
Leticia from Tech Savvy Mama came up with a nice clean one – Vista sucks.
Wicked Step Mom says Underage Crossdressing Orangutang Politician.
Devra has chosen James Dobson Diapered Husband Myspace Page.
Mama Snyder might be on to something with Olsen twins chubby naked boobs.
I’m not sure which part of this she meant, so I’m just giving you Momo Fali’s entire comment: Wait. So, I’m not supposed to cradle and sing to my Mom’s granny-panties? I so cherish them. Dang.
Kara has a good chance of taking the prize with this one: Miley Cyrus Jonas Brothers smoking naked sex tape.
Catnip gets a lot of hits for can you smoke catnip?
MP has distrubing information. She gets a lot of traffic for Pictures of Penis Peeing and Little boy penis. (Please Google, don’t let this one win. No offense to mp. I just don’t think I could go on living. Also – if you got here searching for that, unless your son has a medical condition, shame on you.)
Izzy is getting hits for Exploded babysitter.
Supertiff suggested sisters peeing together.
Dana covers a multitude of topics with : rachel ray medical butt naked sushi jolie twins
House Frau gets hits for dog slut.
Shamelessly Sassy has just one wish: I sure hope I can hang thongs on my christmas tree this year.
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From Karen Sugarpants – Miley Cyrus Big Teeth Toilet Brush Cankles
From Stimey – I like suppositories. (See, I didn’t even write Stimey likes suppositories like I wanted to.)
Joe is hedging his bets with these five:
erin moran molested by henry winkler
huge suckeling boobs
pinky tuscadero hand gesture
rat up in yo weave
what color was becky thatcher’s hair
Snarky Amber went with these three: the woman needed to tinkle, bridal party wet peeing panties split crotch, and wearing panties at your desk. (I worry about Snarky Amber)
Remember – you can still enter your own phrase. Just pick something that you think is search-worthy.
This contest will be open until August.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
1:59 pm |
Did you hear that Larry Birkhead bought Danielynn some of her mother’s (Anna Nicole Smith) lingerie from an old Playboy shoot? Because every child likes to think about their parents posing naked.
Yuck.
Speaking of perverts and weirdos I am running my third annual Traffic Experiment Contest and it turns out that my readers haven’t gotten any more normal than they were last year. Or possibly you are just dying to get your hands on that Build-a-Bear gift certificate.
Let’s see what we have so far:
Kathi D is going with Busty Russian Lola Chicken butts.
Marilyn picked crenshaw melon tomboy boob suck. (Whatever that means)
RubiaLala chose katie baby bump grind broadway.
Elizabeth and her husband talked it over and decided on either World of Warcraft Boob Hack (or nude hack) or Man gives birth to his own twin.
Mamikaze went with free polygamist election summer porn.
Ree picked something that could be my about page ( if I was a freak) Sports freak with a vagina birthing twins.
Jen says these two things bring a lot of traffic to her site: zicam while nursing glorious boobs.
De in D.C. went with a safe one Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt twins.
Emily came up with subway homeschoolers rainbow jello shots discriminates.
Wendy chose to use hot girls dangerous thong
Nick(memBeth) says Anthony Bourdaine’s Massive Boner Pictures.
JessicaAPISS went with naked twin drunk girls streak baseball game.
The Other Bear went simple: toilet photos.
TIF RN came up with vagtastic harry potter twins blog.
Tito says Argument over beer.
SueBob says Jessica alba naked tits.
Creative-Type Dad chose to go with potty training nude andy gibb coloring pages.
JonB chose the current even route: Obama Porn, McCain Sex act with Iraq’s prime minister and Hillary’s Iran penetration for lower gas prices caused Tim Russert and George Carlin heart failure.
Christina says she gets a lot of hits for uterus pictures.
Jodifur picked make money working from home naked celebrity photos twins.
Ali (the winner from last year) came up with another one that confuses me: Ash and Dawn from Pokemon naked.
Ilina from Dirt and Noise came up with naked political junkie smacks Tom Cruise.
Jodifur says make money working from home naked celebrity photos twins.
Liz says that she gets at least a few hits every day for “mom like it big.”
Whit has chosen to go with free nude teen sex clinton.
M.A. Smith is going with deconstructing Cinderella. I wonder if she means the princess or the band?
Musing (who has good taste in men but obviously didn’t see the same Inside the Actors Studio that I did) says Johnny Depp for president.
Leticia from Tech Savvy Mama came up with a nice clean one – Vista sucks.
Wicked Step Mom says Underage Crossdressing Orangutang Politician.
Devra has chosen James Dobson Diapered Husband Myspace Page.
Mama Snyder might be on to something with Olsen twins chubby naked boobs.
I’m not sure which part of this she meant, so I’m just giving you Momo Fali’s entire comment: Wait. So, I’m not supposed to cradle and sing to my Mom’s granny-panties? I so cherish them. Dang.
Kara has a good chance of taking the prize with this one: Miley Cyrus Jonas Brothers smoking naked sex tape.
Catnip gets a lot of hits for can you smoke catnip?
MP has distrubing information. She gets a lot of traffic for Pictures of Penis Peeing and Little boy penis. (Please Google, don’t let this one win. No offense to mp. I just don’t think I could go on living. Also – if you got here searching for that, unless your son has a medical condition, shame on you.)
Izzy is getting hits for Exploded babysitter.
Supertiff suggested sisters peeing together.
Dana covers a multitude of topics with : rachel ray medical butt naked sushi jolie twins
House Frau gets hits for dog slut.
Shamelessly Sassy has just one wish: I sure hope I can hang thongs on my christmas tree this year.
Remember – you can still enter your own phrase. Just pick something that you think is search-worthy.
This contest will be open until August.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
3:41 pm |
In celebration of the reinstatement of SATGS as a safe site on Google I am running the 3rd Annual Traffic Experiment.
If you have played along in the past you know that all you have to do is come up with the search term that generates the most traffic in a six week period.
Last year Ali won with “Homer Simpson Vagina Tattoo”.
No, I’m not kidding.
So hook me up. Pick one phrase that you think people will be looking for. I don’t care how whacked out it is. Leave your phrase, or word, or sentence in the comments.
And this time I have a prize. The winner will receive a $25 gift certificate to Build-a-Bear. You can hook yourself up with a Tropical Hello Kitty.
As I’ve done in the past I will be posting updates with your phrase, a link to you (if applicable) and who is winning at the time.
The winner will be announced on August 1st (ish).
Good luck.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
3:26 pm |
It must be the weekend. I can tell because on Friday nights my hits for midget hermaphrodite porn and Laurie Berkners boobs go through the roof.
My favorite search term from this weekend so far? So I said, “that is my foot”.
Speaking of hits and search terms and whatnot. I bet you are wondering who won the contest?
Ali won in a landslide. She suggested Homer Simpson Vagina Tattoo. I thought she was insane (until I found the tattoo itself – not suitable for a mixed audience), but her search term generated somewhere in the neighborhood of 100 hits and a lot of conversation around my house.
Congratulations Ali! Send me your info and I’ll send you your very own SATGS keychain bottle opener and maybe even some more random crap from my house depending on my mood.
Thanks to everyone who played along, and seriously, who is Kat von D?
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
6:36 pm |
I will tally the hits for my ongoing contest on December 1st. (I don’t feel guilty about it since I finally sent out the prize from my last contest).
For those of you that are new to the place, I am having a contest to see who could come up with the term that would generate the most traffic.
So far it is looking like Ali has the thing in the bag. She suggested Homer Simpson vagina tattoo.
You would be surprised how many people are looking for that. Some are even looking for a vagina tattoo of Bart Simpson, but if that exists, I haven’t seen it.
No one suggested this term, but since so many people (I can only assume they are NOT Green Bay fans) are looking for a picture of Brett Favre crying, I give you this:
and this:
Maybe I’ll even have another picture to add after the Dallas game tonight.
Now I feel kind of mean. Sorry Brett.
I will announce the official results early next week. There is still time to enter, but it si going to have to be good to beat Ali. She found the pulse of the internet.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
5:40 pm |
