Slacker

Hey, remember a long time ago when I started the third annual traffic experiment? Then I promptly forgot about it. Oops. So let’s pretend that didn’t happen and I just said – the winner will be announced on September 15th. Luckily for you since I am a moron there is still time to enter and […]

Traffic Experiment #3 is Underway

Did you hear that Larry Birkhead bought Danielynn some of her mother’s (Anna Nicole Smith) lingerie from an old Playboy shoot? Because every child likes to think about their parents posing naked. Yuck. Speaking of perverts and weirdos I am running my third annual Traffic Experiment Contest and it turns out that my readers haven’t […]

Traffic Experiment #3

In celebration of the reinstatement of SATGS as a safe site on Google I am running the 3rd Annual Traffic Experiment. If you have played along in the past you know that all you have to do is come up with the search term that generates the most traffic in a six week period. Last […]

We Have a Winner!

It must be the weekend. I can tell because on Friday nights my hits for midget hermaphrodite porn and Laurie Berkners boobs go through the roof. My favorite search term from this weekend so far? So I said, “that is my foot”. Speaking of hits and search terms and whatnot. I bet you are wondering […]

Closing in on It: Contest Update #3

I will tally the hits for my ongoing contest on December 1st. (I don’t feel guilty about it since I finally sent out the prize from my last contest). For those of you that are new to the place, I am having a contest to see who could come up with the term that would […]

Contest Update

Maybe you have been wondering how the contest is going. Maybe you haven’t. Hell, maybe you didn’t even realize that I was having a contest. Or maybe Andie D.mentioned that she hadn’t yet received her prize from the contest she won last month. (blushing) For those of you playing along at home I am having […]

Traffic Experiment #2 – Contest Update #2

I just wanted to let you know how Traffic Experiment #2 is going. Now that I unbolded (Shut up. It could be a word. You don’t know.) your search term suggestions things are finally working. Our current leaders are Ali with Homer Simpson vagina tattoo and Tammy with forcing your husband to wear panties. I […]

Traffic Experiment #2 – An Update

I sit here in awe. I am stunned by the number of people searching for “onionbooty”. Until recently I had never even heard the term. Sadly, I searched it myself to see what it was. Big ‘ol round ‘Baby Got Back’ style booties. No lie. Think soca album covers. I’m sure the people searching for […]

You People Just Aren’t Right

Yesterday I asked for your input on my second traffic experiment. I asked you to come up with a term that would bring traffic to my site. It is very interesting to take a look into the minds of my readers. I’ll let you see for yourselves. Arwen said: Chocolate Chip Cookies that make you […]

Traffic Experiment #2 – Audience Participation: A Contest

Do you guys remember when I did the Brad Pitt Butt Traffic Experiment? For those of you that are new I will fill you in – I was (am still am) amazed by how many hits I get on this blog for people searching for “Doodlebops without makeup”. I decided to see what would happen […]

Ignore this Post

If you are reading me by rss reader, please feel free to ignore this post. I am working with my traffic experiment, and I am trying to see if bolding something makes the search engines ignore it. I back dated this exactly one year. I wrote this in 2007, not 2006. ___________ Yesterday I asked […]

The Brad Pitt Butt Traffic Experiment Results

It turns out that people aren’t searching for Brad Pitt’s Butt. Go figure. If this had been the “Doodlebops Without Makeup” or the “Laurie Berkners Boobs” or “Lazytown” experiment it would have been a smashing success. I have had at least 34 hits regarding the Doodlebops naked faces and eight recent hits for Laurie Berkner […]