Proof That Television Rots Your Brain

I lived in Florida for 21 years and avoided it but after watching a mere six episodes of “Friday Night Lights” I started saying y’all.

True Story

Every time I see a yellow bell pepper I feel a compulsion to take a huge bite out of it, Chairman Kaga style. Just me?

Things I Wonder About While Watching Sons of Anarchy

Yeah, I am obsessed. You are just going to have to bear with me and my “Sons of Anarchy” rants until I catch up. 1) When you get patched in who sews them on? Gemma? Do they go to a seamstress? Do the guys do it themselves? Like when Jax took of the Redwood patch […]

Questions for You: Just Because

Honestly I still don’t have anything to say. Shocking, I know. My mother will never believe this. Since I am at least 60% brain dead I will turn the floor over to you, my faithful readers. Tell me: 1) Who do you think is going to the Super Bowl this year? 2) What is your […]

Questions For You: TV

1) What is/was your favorite sitcom ever? 2) What is/was your favorite reality show ever? 3) Favorite drama? 4) Favorite made for tv movie? 5) What is your favorite music video of all time? *

Beware: THE WINTER STROM COMETH

Yeah, you hear me. THE STROM.

Strange Days

Two night ago I was talking to my in-laws about going to the check out a caterer for my sister-in-law’s wedding and I actually said “I can’t go tomorrow. I’ve got to write my Top Chef recap in the morning.” And it was true. One of the most important things I do every week is […]

Sesame Street Slayer

Thanks to The Kaiser and the genius at Metal Injection I bring you Sesame Street Slayer. I’m not sure who loves this more – me or my kids.

The Brainwashing Continues

The ads on Cartoon Network are truly infiltrating my kids minds. Ian has a friend over and I just witnessed this conversation. Greg: Oh look! Bendaroos! Ian: We’re not old enough for those. Greg: No, they are for kids of all ages. Claudia: You only have to be 18 to order them. * Proof that […]

The Fashion Show

Bravo ran the first episode of their new fake “Project Runway” last night. Since I will watch practically anything Bravo and reality (and I have no idea why… I avoided reality television for years. I have never been able to stomach “Survivor” or “American Idol”. Maybe I just like basic cable reality shows. It is […]

Chris Bown, Nickelodeon, a Picture and a Link

I hate to just give you one link and then send you away, but this is really bothering me. Nickelodeon is leaving Chris Brown on the ballot for the 2009 Kids’ Choice awards.

The Sound of My Children’s Laughter

You know at the end of “Inside the Actors Studio” when James Lipton does the Proust Questionnaire thing with his guest? When he gets to #5 – What sound or noise do you love? – it seems like most of the performers say “The sound of my children’s laughter.” I always thought that was amazingly […]