I cannot even imagine what will happen to my vocabulary by the time I get to Season 5.

Just me?

1) When you get patched in who sews them on? Gemma? Do they go to a seamstress? Do the guys do it themselves? Like when Jax took of the Redwood patch and the VP patch and then they were back on – who did the sewing? Tara? Jax? The prospect?

2) Where is the baby?

3) Just because you are the old lady of a guy in a motorcycle gang that does not make it okay to wear a black bra underneath a white tank top. ESPECIALLY if you went to medical school. I’m not saying they teach that sort of thing IN med school, but that us certainly something you should have learned as an undergrad. Plus, you can get a racerback bra if you are going to wear wife beaters out in public. Come on Tara!

4) No. Really. I see Jax. I see Gemma. I see Tara. Who the hell is watching the baby?

5) Okay, so Gabe says there was a scene where Jax was sewing his patches back on. I must have been getting a beer or checking twitter. Please disregard #1.

6) I am so glad Gemma Teller isn’t my mother.

7) Remember that scene where Gemma told Tara that she was only scared of three women: her mother, her third grade math teacher and Fiona? Man, I hope we get to meet her mother.

(I’m only in season 2 – don’t tell me anything that happens in season 3)

8 ) Will I ever be able to forgive Henry Rollins for what he did to Peg Bundy? Will I ever be able to watch “The X-Files” again without thinking of  Skinner as a white supremacist?

9) Does anyone else yell “I AM IN LOVE WITH ASSISTANT DIRECTOR WALTER SKINNER!” when Darby comes on the screen?

(Sort of off topic, but does anyone else say “I left my Cranberries CD in the quad.” or “My foot hurts. Can I go to the nurse? Every time they see Jeremy Sisto? It makes watching “Six Feet Under” much more fun, but was really distracting when he was Julius Caesar.)

10) Does Abel always wear that SoA hat? Do they ever wash it? Does he just have a drawer full? Is there something wrong with his head? Do they ever bring him into the living room or do they always just go look at him in his crib, pick him up and put him right back down? Dear God, who is watching the baby when everyone else is at the garage?

Oh my God! You can BUY THEM!!

If I send one to my brother when his baby is born do you think he will think I’ve gone totally insane?

11) If Netflix doesn’t get season 3 in the next 24 hours, where can I watch it online?

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All pictures totally stolen from the internet. Mostly FX or imdb.

Since I am at least 60% brain dead I will turn the floor over to you, my faithful readers.

Tell me:

1) Who do you think is going to the Super Bowl this year?

2) What is your favorite wine?

3) What is your favorite tv show that is on right now?*

4) What is your favorite iPhone app?

5) What should I write about next week?

*Not like right now, right now, but on this season.

2) What is/was your favorite reality show ever?

3) Favorite drama?

4) Favorite made for tv movie?

5) What is your favorite music video of all time?

*

And it was true.

One of the most important things I do every week is write a Top Chef recap for MamaPop.

This is not what I thought my life would be like when I grew up. This is much better. Much stranger, but better.

Speaking of which! Some of my awesome commenters over at MamaPop brought something very important to my attention.

Kevin Gillespie from Top Chef

looks exactly like Yukon Cornelius.

This simple fact has been a source of great joy for me for two days.

I can only hope that you are all equally easy to amuse.

I’m not sure who loves this more – me or my kids.

Ian has a friend over and I just witnessed this conversation.

Greg: Oh look! Bendaroos!

Ian: We’re not old enough for those.

Greg: No, they are for kids of all ages.

Claudia: You only have to be 18 to order them.

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Proof that they do listen. Just not to me.

Since I will watch practically anything Bravo and reality (and I have no idea why… I avoided reality television for years. I have never been able to stomach “Survivor” or “American Idol”. Maybe I just like basic cable reality shows. It is hard to say.) of course I watched “The Fashion Show”.

It was just like “Project Runway” but less good.

I liked Isaac Mizrahi. Kelly Rowlands was okay. I like the fact that they had real fashion industry people as judges.

But Mizrahi is not Tim Gunn.

I don’t blame him. NOBODY is TIm Gunn except the man himself.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ll watch it again. I thought it was a good challenge and the first episode is always very busy trying to introduce everybody.

What did you think?

(or am I the only one who stayed up for this?)

ps – One thing I found very strange was that during the runway show you could hear the models walking. It sounded terrible. Couldn’t they turn up the music or edit out the footsteps or something?