Because I Am No Longer Capable of Writing in More Than 140 Characters

He Tweets Just Like He Writes Lyrics

Similar To:

According to twitter I am similar to. I don’t even know which one is best. I love them all, but I only had a poster of one of them on my wall in 6th grade. You’ll have to guess which one.

I Guess I Was Just Being Paranoid

I can stop worrying about that now.

What the Hell is Going on Here?

Look, maybe my cats are not seismologists but still, that doesn’t make this reasonable. I mean, honestly, what is up with that? Yes, my tweet was inane, but at least I didn’t photoshop a picture of a cat head on… who is that? Brett Favre? Tony Romo? A guy advertising clothes for The GAP? Twitter […]