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This is just a quick update from the road to say that our family was not injured in the Metro crash yesterday. In fact, the Goon Squad and I weren’t even in the area. We were on I-95 in South Carolina when the accident happened.
Thank you to everyone who checked in on us.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
6:51 am |

Last night my father taught my son how “pull my finger” works.
It isn’t as if he waited until the twins were five to show them, but now Ian has the secret.
You have to wait until you actually have to fart.
Last night Ian pulled off his first effective job. He rushed over to me “Mommy! Mommy! Quick! Pull my finger!”
And I did.
And it was good.
It’s the circle of life and it moves us all.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
8:38 am |

Do you know what today is? Sarah and the Goon Squad is four years old.
Four years ago I typed this sentence on a generic blogspot template.
Nobody get excited. I am terrible at finishing projects. There is a good chance that this will be my only post.
Boy was I wrong. Hundreds of posts later here we are and I haven’t run out of things to say yet.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
11:32 am |

Sick of Christianity? Is Judism boring you? Do you enjoy Islam, but don’t want to give up bacon?
Try the new Twilight religion – Cullenism.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
10:15 am |

Ian and me are pretty smart for childs.
- Claudia
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
3:19 am |