Do you know what today is? Sarah and the Goon Squad is four years old. Four years ago I typed this sentence on a generic blogspot template. Nobody get excited. I am terrible at finishing projects. There is a good chance that this will be my only post. Boy was I wrong. Hundreds of posts [...]
Cullenism – The Twilight Religion
May 27, 2009
Sick of Christianity? Is Judism boring you? Do you enjoy Islam, but don’t want to give up bacon? Try the new Twilight religion – Cullenism.
Okay, But Your Grammar Could Use Some Work
May 15, 2009
Ian and me are pretty smart for childs. - Claudia
Unnecessary Ellipsis…
May 10, 2009
I know I have mentioned here before how much blogs that automatically play music irritate me. I know what you are thinking. You are thinking, well just stop reading those blogs, you moron. You weren’t thinking that? You are way nicer than I am. Plus, I can’t stop reading them. Part of my job involves [...]
How Did I Get Here?
April 1, 2009
And you may ask yourself… Why is Sarah doing the running man at a food bank with Spike from Top Chef and Devra? And yes, I realize it sounds like an April Fools joke or a dream induced by drinking an entire bottle of wine while watching a Bravo marathon, but it really happened – [...]
Who’s The Boss?
March 21, 2009
The kids ave been playing “Star Wars” a lot lately. This generally involves Ian being Luke Skywalker and Claudia being Princess Leia. Often their father, Darth Vader, whom they refer to as Anakin, gives them permission to go to the movies. Whatever. Here is the thing, Claudia has been telling us that it only makes [...]
If All of My Friends Jumped Off of a Bridge…
March 10, 2009
Yes Mom, if all of my friends jumped off a bridge I would too. And THAT is why I am one day three of Jillian Michaels – 30 Day Shred. It is also why my shoulders hurt. It is only a twenty minute work out. I thought “Well, hell. I can do anything for 20 [...]
If is wasn’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all.
March 8, 2009
In the past 15 hours: 1) My car broke. 2) My laundry sink backed up and filled up with a mysterious black liquid. 3) I didn’t win the $3000 raffle at my preschool auction even though I totally sang the magnet to money song. Out loud. At the fundraiser. 4) I nearly killed my self [...]
Do You Ever Have One of Those Posts Where the Title is Longer Than the Actual Blog Post?
February 25, 2009
Like this one?
Sunday Morning
February 8, 2009
Sunday Morning Originally uploaded by Sarah606 If you had said to me “You will be spending some of your Sunday morning in Las Vegas watching “Smokey and the Bandit” in your bathroom mirror.” I would have said “I have no idea what you are talking about.”
Do You Know What Day it Is?
January 12, 2009
That’s right. Today is national delurking day! (I know because Chris told me so. I think he might actually be in charge of the internet but I’m not sure.) A lurker is one who reads a blog but does not comment. What this means for you is that if you are reading this I expect [...]
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