Because we need more snow like I need more dirty laundry.
Generation Gap
January 27, 2010
Ian was in the shower and spiking up his hair. I said “Are you making liberty spikes?” He said “What is a liberty spike?” I explained to him what a liberty spikes were and what a mohawk was. “You know your Dad used to have a mohawk. A purple one.” “No he didn’t. He had [...]
Please Do Me a Favor
December 9, 2009
Follow Sarah and the Goon Squad on You know, make me look legit. Thanks!
Worked for Me
September 13, 2009
Hooked on Phonics worked for me. No really. Read all about it here.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
July 14, 2009
I woke up pissed off. I don’t know if it is stress or PMS or what, but I woke up in a foul mood. Last night I realized that if I was going to road trip to BlogHer again I would not be able to do my scheduled co-op day at the kids summer camp. [...]
We Were Nowhere Near the Metro Yesterday
June 23, 2009
This is just a quick update from the road to say that our family was not injured in the Metro crash yesterday. In fact, the Goon Squad and I weren’t even in the area. We were on I-95 in South Carolina when the accident happened. Thank you to everyone who checked in on us.
The Circle of Life
June 18, 2009
Last night my father taught my son how “pull my finger” works. It isn’t as if he waited until the twins were five to show them, but now Ian has the secret. You have to wait until you actually have to fart. Last night Ian pulled off his first effective job. He rushed over to [...]
What Did You Get Me?
June 1, 2009
Do you know what today is? Sarah and the Goon Squad is four years old. Four years ago I typed this sentence on a generic blogspot template. Nobody get excited. I am terrible at finishing projects. There is a good chance that this will be my only post. Boy was I wrong. Hundreds of posts [...]
Cullenism – The Twilight Religion
May 27, 2009
Sick of Christianity? Is Judism boring you? Do you enjoy Islam, but don’t want to give up bacon? Try the new Twilight religion – Cullenism.
Okay, But Your Grammar Could Use Some Work
May 15, 2009
Ian and me are pretty smart for childs. - Claudia
Unnecessary Ellipsis…
May 10, 2009
I know I have mentioned here before how much blogs that automatically play music irritate me. I know what you are thinking. You are thinking, well just stop reading those blogs, you moron. You weren’t thinking that? You are way nicer than I am. Plus, I can’t stop reading them. Part of my job involves [...]
How Did I Get Here?
April 1, 2009
And you may ask yourself… Why is Sarah doing the running man at a food bank with Spike from Top Chef and Devra? And yes, I realize it sounds like an April Fools joke or a dream induced by drinking an entire bottle of wine while watching a Bravo marathon, but it really happened – [...]
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