You Want to Hear Something Totally Crazy?

My across the street neighbors decided to go away for a couple of days and I was talking to the lady that lives there about feeding their cat. It was one of those conversations that should have taken two minutes and we both ended up standing in my driveway talking about life for 45 minutes […]

Back Door Friend

I’ve been known to drink a beer or two (or eight) every now and then.* I love beer and I love wine. I even love some mixed drinks, but they don’t so much love me. This is not my point. What I was going to say is that I come by it honestly. My mother’s […]

It Was Cliché, but it Looked Shady

Mistake #1: I was trying to bake egg-less brownies from scratch. Mistake #2: I never looked to see if I had sugar. It turned out I did have sugar. I just didn’t have two cups of it. So I did what you do. I called my neighbor. “Hi. It’s Sarah. Can I borrow a cup […]

Well THAT Was Awkward

I have a wonderful neighbor that lives two doors down from me. This neighbor, we will call her Janet*, works at my kids preschool. So when my carpool driver got sick this morning I called Janet and asked her if she could drive The Goon Squad to school today. She said yes. (I told you […]