Today we have another installment of “Questions For You”. We have questions today for two reasons. One, because I am trying to write a post about all of your HILARIOUS irrational fears and the formatting has gone crazy and I just don’t have the patience to deal with it today and two because I was [...]
It is like call and response but so much less creepy. If any of your answers are yes, please also tell me the url or @ or ticker symbol or whatever seems appropriate. 1) Do you have a blog? 2) Are you on twitter? 3) Do you have a tumblr? 4) Do you have a [...]
I was going to write a really short post. It was going to say simply “Gabe says that you can’t wear a concert shirt to a show where that same band is playing. Discuss.” But things are never that simple. First of all, I called Gabe at work to ask him if I could tell [...]
According to twitter I am similar to. I don’t even know which one is best. I love them all, but I only had a poster of one of them on my wall in 6th grade. You’ll have to guess which one.
Did I tell you guys that I got tickets to the Winter Classic? Well I did*, and I am extremely excited about it. The thing is, since I am going all the way to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania to sit outside on January 1st and root for the Capitals I clearly needed a jersey. Aside: Am I [...]
I can stop worrying about that now.
Look, maybe my cats are not seismologists but still, that doesn’t make this reasonable. I mean, honestly, what is up with that? Yes, my tweet was inane, but at least I didn’t photoshop a picture of a cat head on… who is that? Brett Favre? Tony Romo? A guy advertising clothes for The GAP? Twitter [...]
The other night we went out to a surprise party at a karaoke bar. Admittedly it has been a while since I have gone karaoking (Shut up. It’s a word.) but there was something very unusual about one of the participants. He brought his harmonica, and he played it. And played it. And played it. You [...]
* * * The irony is that neither can read or write very well, but they are already using social media of sorts. They are calling it “Chat Room”. The apples don’t fall very far from the tree.
I received several requests from readers who wanted to know how I made Warren Sapp LOL. I would love to claim tremendous wit or a really great joke. But here is the truth. I’m not proud. But on the other hand, if you were high brow you probably wouldn’t be reading me in the first [...]