I Googled You

“I have to tell you” she said. “I googled you and I found your blog.” If you want to know what stops my heart it is a mom in Ian’s class telling me that she read my blog. I don’t keep it a secret. I am not anonymous. I am mostly pretty proud of my […]

The Saga of the Traveling Underpants

A couple of weeks ago I only had two pairs of white underpants. I had a pair of white thong underpants and a giant pair of white granny panties. I know this for sure because I need to wear white underwear under my dobok. Remember how I told you I signed up for Tae Kwon […]

Four Year Old Commando

It was almost bedtime and Claudia and I were in her bedroom picking out pajamas. Mom, I’ve got something I need to tell you. I know she is only four, but something about the way she said it – or maybe it was the look on her face – let me know that she had […]

Somebody Call Guinness

I feel confident that I hold the world record for saying “Ian, please put your underpants back on.” more times than anyone else. Ever.