They Just Keep Getting Weirder

The boy was admiring his new robot dragon pajamas in the full length mirror in my bedroom. IAN: Where are his flappy wings? ME: I don’t know. It doesn’t look like he has any. This robot dragon appears to have arms instead. IAN: All dragons have arms. ME: I don’t think that is true. IAN: […]

Hallowed Be Thy Bakugan

Ian (to my Mom): I have a fire type Bakugan but it was consecrated. My Mom: Your Bakugan was consecrated? Me: You mean confiscated. Ian: Right. Confiscated. My Mom: That makes a lot more sense.

What is Another Word for Thesaurus?

We taught our children about synonyms recently. It is a pretty cool exercise. Not only are they learning vocabulary they are also really thinking about the words and how close two words are in meaning. Plus, when one of them says “Hey Mommy! Yummy and scrumptious are synonyms!” in front of somebody I look like […]