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July 1, 2009

Time for Me to Abdicate the Drama Queen Crown

My daughter is asserting that if I make her clean her room she is going to die.crown

I maintain that nobody has ever died from cleaning their bedroom.

Can you guys back me up on this?


It appears my time has come to abdicate the Drama Queen crown.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah 8:46 amParenting, The Pink One16 comments  

June 30, 2009

Randomness Part 129

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When I was in high school there was this one guy that went to school with us that said he was a vampire, but I always saw him in the day time and I lived in Tampa. Sunny Florida is no Forks and this guy neither melted nor sparkled. Im also pretty sure he ate food. I think he was lying about the vampire thing.

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If you want to see some crazy mixed with bad grammar you should check out the comments on the post I wrote over at MamaPop when Michael Jackson died.

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Does any one here own a ton of Radiohead music?

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Luke Skywalker Lego figure

I’m looking for a Luke Skywalker Lego man for the boy. Besides ebay, does anyone know where I can get one without buying the $500 Death Star set? We went to the Lego store and they had no Lukes. Ian was traumatized.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah 9:51 amRandomness17 comments  

June 29, 2009

Not Crazy? Then Explain This.

I have a friend that I have known for twenty years. 

Really, we met in 10th grade.

Okay, I don’t really want to talk about the fact that 10th grade was actually 20 years ago, but what I do want to talk about it this – Lori is pregnant with her first child. 

I am giddy. I love babies. I don’t want any more of my own babies but I love other people’s babies. Especially the ones that I can buy weird stuff for without feeling creepy. 

As a bonus, Lori and her husband moved up to my neck of the woods so when the baby is born I will be able to go over to their house whenever I want and hold her, and sing to her, and cuddle her, and smell her little baby head and hand her to one of her parents when she is poopy and then I can go home and sleep for at least seven hours in a row.

Here comes the part I really, really want to tell you about. Even though we all live in the D.C suburbs now, our parents are all still in Florida. A couple of weeks ago Lori’s Mother-in-law threw her a baby shower when she was back home. I couldn’t be there, but since I was driving to Florida to see my parents and my mom was at Lori’s shower and I drove and Lori and Matt flew I brought back some of the bigger shower gifts in my car.

You know the thieving airlines would have charged them a fortune.

Did I mention Lori has a blog? Yes, it is called I’m Not Crazy, Just Well Mixed.

If she isn’t crazy then somebody is going to have to explain this card I got from her in the mail.

She Really IS Crazy

See? Crazy. I have been telling people she was nuts since 1989 and now I finally have my proof.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah 6:00 pmFriends, Other Bloggers6 comments  

June 27, 2009

How I Became the Most Hilarious Mother – Ever

This morning I told my kids that if they drank dish washing liquid they would toot bubbles.

They think I am the greatest comedian that ever lived.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah 9:40 ampotty humor8 comments  

June 26, 2009

Goon Squad Will Make You Jump, Jump

Every day my children get dressed. Every day they put their pants on backwards and their shoes on the wrong feet.

On purpose.

About 50% of the time they will also put their shirts on backwards.

Is this some sort of preschool trend I know nothing about?

Is Kris Kross making a comeback?

KrissKross-totally

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah 11:17 amParenting, The Goon Squad, The Unexplained13 comments  


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