Ian barfed something dark brown on the living room floor about 12 minutes before the carpet cleaning guys showed up. I guess that is sort of lucky.
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October 12, 2005
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Yes…er…
LUCKY!
Kind of like when the Born Again Christian falls asleep on the railroad tracks and gets his legs cut off and says, “Good thing God didn’t let me lay down head first!”
Okay, bad analogy.
Um. Sort of?
More like time I got a $390 bonus and the next day I had to take my cat to the emergency vet and it cost me $385.
But the carpet looks good.
Carpet cleaning. Hmm. I need that. Maybe I should wait until one of the kids pukes on it first.