I just said “No, Ian! Do not put that shoe on your penis!”
I forgot to tell you this one
October 25, 2005
Gabe was taking his parents to the airport on Sunday evening, and I was making dinner for The Goon Squad. I was pretty sure that Claudia was in the living room pooping, but I didn’t think much of it because she does that every day. After the food was ready, I went to the living [...]
Take 2
October 25, 2005
Ian’s shortened meme : 3 Things I cannot do 1. Eat with a fork 2. Read 3. Poop in the potty 3 Things that attract me to the opposite sex 1. posession of food 2. ability to open doors 3. a remote control 3 Things I say most often 1. no 2. anuh (again) 3. [...]
Herd of cows?
October 24, 2005
A Halloween preview: We had a Halloween party for the twins club this Saturday. It was moved inside due to WILMA. Claudia only lated a few minutes in the top half of her costume. Then it turned into this: Cows usually wear pink Chucks, right?
7′s
October 23, 2005
Pet Cobra has tagged me with the meme about 7′s. Here goes… 7 things I want to do before I die: 1. Get a masters degree 2. Have Grandchildren 3. Get a paying job as a soloist that is not for a church 4. Go to Europe 5. Swim in all four oceans 6. Give [...]
Randomness Part XVIII
October 21, 2005
I am very excited because my Tiffer is pregnant! I guess Claudia will never be able to be an astronaut, and it’s not just because she won’t follow orders. (Thanks Mr. Hand) Speaking of Mister Hand, I stole this from him too. I stole it right off of The Wicked Truth. Is it wrong to [...]
On a more family oriented note
October 20, 2005
We went to the park today with Grandma. If we don’t get hurricaned (I know it is not a word) The Goon Squad’s other Grandparents will be here tomorrow. The last I looked, the projected path of Hurricane Wilma is a little bit south of us. However, we are still in “the cone“. We’ll keep [...]
You might not want to open this link at work.
October 20, 2005
I think Ian said “bukkake” yesterday. That can’t be right, can it?
Should I be worried?
October 19, 2005
I live just under the F. Becky and Bridgette are talking about evacuating. I’ve never evacuated in the 21 years I’ve lived in Florida. They say this storm has the lowest pressure out of any Hurricane in recorded history. I have no idea what that means. Would you worry?
I AM A WINNER
October 19, 2005
I just won a $10 itunes gift certificate on blingo! I could have also had a movie ticket, but I’d rather have the music. What was I searching, you ask? “Movies about cheese”. Now you know. If you want to know why I was searching for movies about cheese, you’ll have to keep checking PIRATE [...]
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