October 28, 2005 | Uncategorized
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It is nap time here (yes, they were up before 6:00 again this morning). At nap time I usually announce “It’s nap time. Everybody get your bear and your pacifier and let’s go”.
Here is what happened this morning. Ian grabbed his bear and ran away from his room. Claudia collected 1) her pacifier, 2) her bear 3) an Elmo 3) her baby doll and 4) another Elmo and then she wanted me to pick her up. I assure you, it is almost impossible to carry a 17 month old carrying two Tickle Me Elmos a doll and a bear. I carried both Elmos and put all her accoutrements in the crib with Claudia and she laid down and I think she is managing to hug them all.
Then I chased Ian down, while he roared at me (like a lion) and put him in his bed.
When Claudia wakes up, she will want to get out of bed with every single piece of crap that she went to bed with. It is as if she has her own little entourage.
When Ian wakes up, he will want to know where the remote for the TV is.
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When I came in here to check my e-mail this morning, this book was on top of our scanner.
Yesterday I posted a link to a book called “How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men“. Gabe came home stunned.
“How could you have posted that link without mentioning “The Blackman’s Guide”?
Somehow, I had forgotten that we had this book. I can’t imagine how I forgot. Neither Gabe, nor I are a black man. You would have to ask him why we even have this book, but I think it may have something to do with our friend, Mark.
So, anyway, if you have any racially specific dating needs, I have somehow become the resource. Feel free to contact me (or Gabe, or Frank who sent me the link about the Asian man’s guide) with any questions that you might have.
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1. sarah had to poop picture
Okay, who searched this one? It had to be one of you guys. This is too disturbing to be real.
2. squad circus
Ah, yes. You’ve come to the right place for that.
3. depiction of Odin
4. game goon
If you are searching for “game goon”, what are you really looking for?
5. I peed in my pants so badly everyone saw it
Who searches for this, and how did it get them here? I am so confused.
6. corey feldman mugshot
7. Sarah and the old testament and pictures
8. “pictures of Hands”
Now I’m just trying to be like Alison. I wonder if they got here from her comment that she gets hits all the time from people searching for pictures of hands.
9. “rick moranis” “country album”
10. bukkake
Of course. Of course. The VERY FIRST DAY I posted this. I guess I should be expecting more of these.
