Gabe and I are playing this State of the Union drinking game for sure. We need two more people to come over and be taxpayers. I get to be the suit. (Thanks Gabe) The above reminded me of The Brent Musberger Drinking Game, this is one of the funniest games ever, and I am proud […]
Archives for January 2006
Does anybody else remember when the Fat Boys and the Force M.D.’s did the theme song to “Gilligan’s Island”? I have that song stuck in my head right now.
Guys – you might want to skip this one. It is about women’s troubles. Question: If you aren’t on the pill and you aren’t worried about becoming pregnant, how the hell do you remember when you are supposed to get your period? Speaking of bras and periods, check out the new BlogHer Network beta site […]
Last night we were trying to remember the name of the D. J. on Dance 360 (I think it was K-Sly, or K-Slice or something) and Gabe said if he had to pick a D .J. name he would pick D. J. Conner.
That is my foot. I was totally Spike Lee.
Now that I finally figured out how to get the pictures off of my cell phone, I wanted to show you that yesterday was not the first time I have used produce to occupy The Goon Squad in the grocery store. Ian with the eggplant was taken in December and Claudia with celery (celery just […]
This is how I get them to stop screaming at the grocery store. And yes. I had to buy both bunches. Now that I can e-mail pictures on my camera phone, you may all be in for a whole new world of what lengths I will go to to quiet down The Squad in public.
All I did was go downstairs to make the washing machine stop making that horrible noise. It takes less than a minute to re-balance the clothes in the washer. And don’t ask about their hair. We were bored. Parallel play my ass. They were in on this together. All this making of a mess must […]
I just registered to go to BlogHer in July. Who else is going?
Anonymous Assclown has a lot of pictures of toilets. (or as Gabe has been calling them lately “ter-lets”. I hope Lou Reed doesn’t take this the wrong way, but when I was little I thought he and Joe Piscopo were the same person. The first time I saw either of them was on the same […]
I was so brave. We were scheduled to go to a pre-school open house this morning when I looked out the window. It was snowing. A lot of you probably can’t even imagine what the problem is here. But some of you know exactly why I was panicked. I lived in Florida from 1984 until […]
I would like to preface this by saying that I was not expecting this to be low fat. But I never really expect anything to have 37 grams of fat. For lunch today I ate my very last Swanson Classic Fried Chicken (with mashed potatoes, sweet corn and a brownie). frozen tv dinner. This lovely […]