January 31, 2006 | Randomness

Gabe and I are playing this State of the Union drinking game for sure. We need two more people to come over and be taxpayers. I get to be the suit. (Thanks Gabe)

The above reminded me of The Brent Musberger Drinking Game, this is one of the funniest games ever, and I am proud to know the author who can own up to it here or not. I’ll try to remeber to post this again early in the college football season next year.

If anyone else was having trouble with PIRATE MONKEY ZOMBIES, Mister Hand fixed it yesterday and it is back to normal.

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Does anybody else remember when the Fat Boys and the Force M.D.’s did the theme song to “Gilligan’s Island”?

I have that song stuck in my head right now.

January 30, 2006 | Uncategorized

Guys - you might want to skip this one. It is about women’s troubles.

Question: If you aren’t on the pill and you aren’t worried about becoming pregnant, how the hell do you remember when you are supposed to get your period?

Speaking of bras and periods, check out the new BlogHer Network beta site (not that I know what beta site means). They have done a really good job with it.

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Last night we were trying to remember the name of the D. J. on Dance 360 (I think it was K-Sly, or K-Slice or something) and Gabe said if he had to pick a D .J. name he would pick D. J. Conner.

January 28, 2006 | Uncategorized

That is my foot. I was totally Spike Lee.

January 27, 2006 | Pictures

Now that I finally figured out how to get the pictures off of my cell phone, I wanted to show you that yesterday was not the first time I have used produce to occupy The Goon Squad in the grocery store.

Ian with the eggplant was taken in December and Claudia with celery (celery just seems to work) was taken way back in June. She wore these sunglasses the whole time we were at the store that day. She is such a rock star.

See how happy they look? I’m telling you people, you can shock your children into behaving by giving them an eggplant.

January 26, 2006 | Uncategorized

This is how I get them to stop screaming at the grocery store.

And yes. I had to buy both bunches.

Now that I can e-mail pictures on my camera phone, you may all be in for a whole new world of what lengths I will go to to quiet down The Squad in public.

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All I did was go downstairs to make the washing machine stop making that horrible noise.

It takes less than a minute to re-balance the clothes in the washer.

And don’t ask about their hair. We were bored.

Parallel play my ass. They were in on this together.

All this making of a mess must have worn the boy out.

January 25, 2006 | Uncategorized

I just registered to go to BlogHer in July. Who else is going?

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Anonymous Assclown has a lot of pictures of toilets. (or as Gabe has been calling them lately “ter-lets”.


I hope Lou Reed doesn’t take this the wrong way, but when I was little I thought he and Joe Piscopo were the same person. The first time I saw either of them was on the same episode of Saturday Night Live.

He Man vs. The Big Lebowski. If you don’t click on that link you are only hurting yourself. (Thanks Mark)

And Rude Cactus ruins Goodnight Moon for everybody. But it is still worth it.

How is the adult diaper industry faring in the Chinese market, you ask? Quite well indeed.

What is a good way to explain to your husband that you think you may have lost your kitchen scissors at the grocery store? There is no link here. I really can’t find them.