You have got to be freaking kidding me. There must be some sort of conspiracy.
I just called Cox Communications to find out where my new cable modem was and they have no record of it shipping out. They also have no proof that it didn’t ship. Yes, that is right. It must be Moron Day again already. These jerk wads want me to drive out to the Dulles area to pick one up – and then if they did actually send one in the mail I have to mail it back.
Am I being Punk’d? Is that Ashton Kutcher over there mowing the lawn in a skirt or is it truly impossible to get a high speed internet connection in the Washington D.C. area? This is the 7th largest metropolitan area in the United States AND it’s the nations capitol. I bet George Bush doesn’t have to dial-up.
Anyway, Gabe drove out to the Cox Communications office (where they suck ass apparently) and physically picked up our cable modem. Gabe is my hero.
If all goes well tomorrow I may actually get through a full day without using the phrase “sucks ass”.