Sarah and the Goon Squad
That's right. You heard me.
That is my foot. I was totally Spike Lee.
Will you have a new career in filmmaking?
How much trash did you talk? I’m willing to bet – a lot.
I was going to confess my secret love to Emeka Okafor, but he was injured and all I could do was gaze across the court at his nice suit.
I would have talked more trash, but I didn’t know who any of the Bobcats were, most of the starters were injured.
I was thinking of trash talking Primoz Brezec, but he scared the crap out of me.
Plus, I was with my father-in-law. If I got arrested he probably wouldn’t take me to any more games.
The last time we were that close to the floor, Aaron heckled Sprewell. Or was it Iverson. Either way, he kept making fun of a hole in the back of his shorts. I don’t remember anymore. We got drunk.
Now you can’t do any heckling – the damn players come off the court and threaten you… What is this world coming to??
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