Guess where I am going to be on Friday night.
Clearly, this is not one of my brackets or you would hear much more bragging. Mine look more like this:
I’m pretty sure that I won’t be winning anything this year. I picked UConn and Duke to win, just like everybody else, and Wichita State and George Mason were NOT my big upsets. Oh well, at least I get to go to the game.
I am slightly bummed that they won’t be serving beer there. A basketball game without beer is like… I don’t know. A football game without beer. It’s like the whole arena is pregnant, underage or recovering. Stupid NCAA. Thankfully when I was in college, UCF played all of their football games off-campus. We weren’t cool enough to have our own stadium UCF still plays in the Citrus Bowl.
Look for us on TV. We’ll be the ones who look like they have sick twins at home.