While you are watching this video (go watch this video) please keep these things in mind:
1) The kids and I are on vacation in Florida. I haven’t been home in over two weeks.
2) All of this footage would appear to have been shot in my house.
3) My husband is 30 years old.
4) The language is inappropriate for children, work and sober people.
5) That glass is full of Jagermeister.