Pop Culture Has Destroyed My Intellect

I was putting away clean towels yesterday and I noticed that we were running low on toilet paper.

The first thought that crossed my mind was “I need T.P. for my bunghole.”

What is wrong with me?

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  1. lmao

  2. There is absolutely nothing wrong with you, it was the age in wish you grew up.

    Speaking of which, how did the man who created Beavis & Butthead evolve into King of the Hill?

  3. BWHAHAHAHHA DH and i run around in teh toilet paper isle of the store saying that, you should see teh looks we get, bwhahahahaha

  4. what???? You do need TP for your bunghole. That is a completely accurate, intellectual statement.

  5. The Great Cornholio was full of many truths.
    Don’t let his frantic ways mislead you……he knew what he was talking about.

  6. You should feel PROUD that you though you needed T.P. for your bunghole.

    My husband, on the other hand, has an extremely annoying habit of stating the following whenever he hears the word “stop”:

    …eliminate and listen. Ice will cure your lonely condition.

    Crap. Now that damn song’s stuck in my head. Again.

  7. I don’t think I ever laughed harder before or since seeing that episode.

  8. my husband uses this quote no fewer that 5 times per week…

  9. I find it odd that you use that and laugh…and yet still can not watch King of the Hill.

  10. I’m more concerned about you not watching Hank Hill. Seriously, do I hear an intervention brewing?

    It’s time, Sarah. It’s time.

    But keep up with the bunghole jokes. They never get old.

  11. Hank Hill and his Narrow Urethra are some of the best times on TV…..I can’t believe you don’t embrace Boomhauer and the boys.

  12. You guys are not going to convince me to like “King of the Hill”.

    Stupid burn out kids are funny. Stupid grown ups that all talk in warbly voices are irritating. I just don’t find that show funny at all.

  13. HOW TRUE!!!! Hehe I always recite the simpsons!

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