Ian: Wawa pets. Wawa pets.
Me: Wonder Pets! Again?
Ian: Wawa Pets!
Me: Seriously? The Wonder Pets? Again? Are you high?
Crap. Why do I say things like that?
In my defense, we had already watched the stupid “Womder Pets!” three or four times today. He’s sick and so we can’t go anywhere, and I’ve been spoiling him by letting him watch whatever he wanted. Sometimes TiVo is a curse.*
In conclusion, in retrospect I think that asking a two year old if he was high was inappropriate. I can just see this being one of those phrases that sticks. Can’t you just see us at playgroup? “NO! MY ELMO! YOU HIGH?”
* Not really. I take it all back. I love TiVo deeply.