No lie. “Translate Schlongmeister” somehow ended up here. I can’t ever recall typing the word schlongmeister until I just wrote the title of this post and now I’ve gone and done it thrice. Whatever. It’s still funny.
Here are a few more searches that landed these poor people here:
– photo of Laura Bush in bathing suit
– John McMain does Streisand.
I totally can’t decide if they mean he is singing Streisand songs or if he actually DOES her. Either way it makes me shudder a little bit.
– Hiroshima ring around the rosie
– snort laundry bleach
I do not advocate snorting anything in your laundry room.
– Lolita fart
– warm butt lick
– Nora Ephron facelift
– Trent Reznor sex mommy
– anaconda noodling
What is the best one you’ve had in the last 10 days?
(ps – If that doesn’t keep you busy, Chris over at Rude Cactus is looking for new tagline suggestions. It is a really good excuse to make crude prick jokes.)