Go wish The Queen and The Kaiser happy birthdays. That’s right. Not only are their names homophones (Erin and Aaron) but their birthdays are exactly one day apart. His birthday was yesterday and hers is today.
Keep in mind that Aaron is waaaaaaaaaay older than me. (Eight whole days.)
Why do I bring this up? This means that you have exactly one week to finish all of your shopping for my birthday present. I’m just sayin’.