My Jeans Went All Def Leppard on Me

Ripped JeansI’m pretty sad about it too. I really liked these jeans.

Is anyone throwing an 80′s metal party anytime soon? I’ve got my costume ready.

I’ll wear these jeans with my Cinderella concert t-shirt that I bought during the “Night Songs” tour.

Yes, it’s signed by the band.

Shut up. I already told you I wasn’t cool. I don’t know why you people don’t just take my word for these things.

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  1. merseydotes says:

    My husband has jeans like that, too, but it never occured to me that they could be metal. I just always look at them and think, ‘Dammit, he is so cheap! Why doesn’t he just buy new jeans???’

  2. Now, I have 2 pairs of unintentional “Def Lep” jeans. This means I AM the DORKIEST of all.

    I love that you blogged about it though. I want to kiss you…tee hee…

  3. Kate says:

    Wait wait, you have to add the butt crease hole too! Then you can go “metal slut!”

  4. Hygiene Dad says:

    Love ya like a bomb, babe.

  5. Kate says:

    Somehow I hear a Poison song playing in my head all of the sudden….

  6. starlet says:

    what you mean ripped jeans aren’t cool???

  7. Lori says:

    Yes. I happen to own a pair of those too.
    Let me know when the 80′s hair band party is and I will support or “uncoolness” with you.

  8. Beth says:

    Can I wear my jeans with the ass ripped out? I can be the token slut. I’ll tease my bangs and everything.

  9. Gidge says:

    ARE YOU GETTIN’ IT?
    YES I’M ARMAGEDDON IT !!!!!!!!

  10. Sarah says:

    Oh, you guys get the rock outta here.

  11. Izzy says:

    Don’t quote me on this but I could swear I heard somewhere recently that ripped-in-the-knees jeans are coming back. As long as SOMETHING replaces those hideous jeans of skinny-legged evil, I’ll be happy.

  12. Jen says:

    I miss my ripped jeans! Did you ever put safety pins in your jeans to taper them?!

  13. Tammy says:

    If I throw an 80′s party, will you be here? If so, I will start planning one now.

  14. Lance says:

    I’m thinking a pink Hello Kitty Strat would be a perfect accessory right now.

  15. Devra says:

    Sounds like its time, once again, for a Leg Warmer’s concert.

  16. Andrew Cremata says:

    Any luck with that pocket-book from the Bon Jovi concert?

  17. Chris says:

    Long Cold Winter was a much better album. I have those jeans too ;-)

  18. Tink says:

    The other end of that spectrum would be slapping a patch over it. ;)

    Or you could just go get some more jeans.

  19. No no no! What you do is get a nice applique with stars and flowers and embroider it over the rip, and you can be a Flower Child. My favorite jeans when I was in college were essentially held together with appliques and patches and star rivets. God, I’m so old.

  20. tallulah says:

    Every single fricken pair of my jeans look like that. I finally got so sick of it that yesterday I went and bought myself TWO new pairs of jeans. No more 80′s look for me!

  21. I also heard that ripped jeans are coming back. So are pleats–damn.