I Was Thinking about You in the Shower

My friend Lori told me that a friend of hers from work started to tell her a story once and he started by saying “I was thinking about you in the shower this morning…” . I don’t even think she remembered the rest of the conversation, I think it was completely innocent, but you can bet that this became a running joke.

So, really, I was thinking about you guys in the shower this morning. Well, not so much you as much as I was thinking about something I wanted to tell you.

I am at my parents house and I was bathing in my parents bathroom when it hit me.lady in the shower

My Mom’s shower is as big as my entire master bathroom.

I’m not complaining (mostly). I have a big house, in a nice neighborhood in the suburbs of a great city. But my mom has a huge shower and I have a relatively small master bathroom.

And as I was walking around in my parent’s shower (it really is big) I realized that was roughly the size of my bathroom.

I think I would feel a lot worse about it if my living room wasn’t bigger than the apartment that Gabe and I lived in when we were first married.

It was a small apartment.  We have a big living room.

And now you know why I was thinking about you guys in the shower. It wasn’t dirty. Get your minds out of the gutter. Perverts.

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  1. Yep. It is a running joke and a story that gets told a lot.
    I don’t recall the rest of the conversation, I just remember yelling, “STOP! THAT WAS WAAAAAY MORE INFORMATION THAN I NEEDED AND I DO NOT WANT OR NEED FURTHER DETAILS!” From there it was just a bunch of giggles as he tried to recover.

  2. Seriously? I do some of my best thinking in the shower.

    I even wrote a paper on a Child Development topic that popped into my head while in the shower.

    I know. Weird.

  3. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve started a story with that.

    I do some of my best thinking in the shower.

    Major shower envy! I have a teensy master bath. It’s hard not to laugh when I utter the words.

  4. I too do some of my best thinking in a shower. Ah, I can’t do it. You know where I was going, but I’ll spare you today.

  5. I think we need some pictures…of the shower of course.

  6. That’s sort of like, “I had a dream about you last night …”

  7. Well, you just ruined all my wet dreams. (Get it? Wet? As in, in the shower? PUNNY!! Very PUNNY!!)

  8. Oh, I’m so honored!

    And the pictures? Totally need to see.

  9. Suburban Oblivion says:

    The shower is about the only time alone I get, I do ALL my thinking in there!!

  10. Hmmmmm…I’m actually a bit disappointed. But, I am a pervert.

  11. No wonder I don’t do any grand thinking in the shower — it’s too small!

    I envy your mom’s humongous shower. My dream shower is very big, has two shower heads on opposite ends, and is cleaned by somebody else. A girl can dream, right?

  12. That is so weird because I was thinking about YOU in the shower today. Well, not you but your living room.

    I hear you might have some insight into my situation. That being knocked up with twin girls. Is this true?

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