You are all still using Blingo, right? RIGHT?
I hope you realize that if you win, I win. Now, somebody please go win me the $1000 Home Depot shopping spree. I need a new toilet.
That wasn’t a joke. I really need a new toilet.
Speaking of toilets: go watch this video. If you didn’t click that link I’ll tell you what you missed. A boy doll that you give water and then he pees. Standing up. And he is anatomically correct. And he isn’t circumcised.
Here is a picture of Bump wearing salami as a hair accessory. That is what happens when you drink Southern Comfort and Dr. Pepper during your fantasy football draft.