When I was on vacation I ended up with a mystery bruise on my thigh.
You know – one of those bruises that you just don’t have any idea where it came from?
I was completely clueless, but I had been doing a lot of swimming with little kids and a lot of drinking with the adults after the kids went to bed. So really it could have come from anywhere.
Then – I bashed my bruise on the corner of the dresser in the room I was sleeping in. Again, apparently. It was extraordinarily painful.