You will never guess what I found in Claudia’s pull up this morning.
I’m serious. Make three guesses, then click on more to see if you were right.
If you guessed seventy-seven cents you were right.
Three quarters and two pennies.
They were just in her pull up. I mean – I know her pants have been riding curiously low lately, but I didn’t think anyone would actually put loose change in her butt crack.
Coin slot is just a figure of speech, right?
On the other hand, if my kid is crapping change:
1) I’ll start feeding her more zucchini, and
2) I don’t blame her for not wanting to poop in the potty.
Maybe this could pay for college. That would be awesome.