Do you guys remember when I did the Brad Pitt Butt Traffic Experiment?
For those of you that are new I will fill you in – I was (am still am) amazed by how many hits I get on this blog for people searching for “Doodlebops without makeup”. I decided to see what would happen if I wrote something that I thought would generate a lot of hits. I chose Brad Pitt’s butt.
It was a failure. Sure, people search for it occasionally, but apparently Brad’s ass has nothing on the Doodblebops unmasked or hermaphrodite midget porn. I still get a ton of traffic from both of those search terms.
DeeDee Doodle ————————————————->
What is wrong with this country.
Now – mostly out of boredom, I have decided to try another traffic experiment. Here is my problem. I can’t think of a good term. I was going to use a popular tv show, but when I checked the Neilsen Ratings I was so disappointed by what America was watching I changed my mind. Are you people really still watching “Survivor” and “CSI”?
It is time for the audience participation portion. You guys each pick a search term. I will publish them all with a link to you (if you have one). The person who comes up with the term or phrase that generates the most traffic will win a shiny new Sarah and the Goon Squad keychain bottle opener. If the winner already has one I’ll have to get creative. Or you can have another one.
Ready, set, go!