My kids still aren’t potty trained.
As a bonus, they are reluctant to let me change their Pull Ups. I mean, I go out of my way to buy the kind with “cool alert” hoping that they will be uncomfortable and want to change.
Anyway, we had a big morning where we ran a bunch of errands. The Squad were basically pretty good so I took them through the McDonalds drive-thru (I feel stupid typing thru, but that is how they spell it) and so as a direct result both kids pooped in their pants within twenty minutes.
Then they don’t want to change their Pull-Ups.
This drives me crazy. I ask them 50 times to get a pair of underpants or a new Pull-Up so that we can get them changed. I even accused them of being super stinky.
Finally, I was so frustrated that I said “Do you want to change your pants or do you want to sit in your own feces all day?”.
And of course I get this answer from my daughter.
“We want to sit in our own feces.”
There is a sentence I never thought I would hear.
So now my children are sitting in their own crap (or probably standing if you want the truth) and I am sitting here, feces free, telling the entire internet about it.
I am an excellent parent.