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It Isn’t That I Don’t Dig the Hello Kitty

December 22, 2007 | Now I've Seen Everything

As much as I like all of the Hello Kitty crap that someone somewhere is making a killing off of here is one thing I just cannot get behind.

The Hello Kitty Waffle Maker:

hello_kitty_waffle_maker

Ewww. The waffles look like little turds.

The guy in Target looked at me like I was insane when he saw me taking a picture of this with my phone. 

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 12:58 am | 15 Comments  

Randomness Part 98

December 20, 2007 | Randomness

True story: my real life friend Jeff is hiring Boy Shakira to “play” his friend’s birthday party:

Britt sent me this link from College Humor. It is captioned “I‘m worried that Tommy’s crunking is starting to interfere with his schoolwork.”

Have you guys ever heard of swording? Seriously LHM is a prodigy at opening a champagne bottle with a knife. It is frightening.

What the F is a Nintendog? (not that I couldn’t just google it myself, but that isn’t nearly as amusing as asking you guys)

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 6:26 pm | 10 Comments  

One More Thing I Never Thought I Would Say

December 19, 2007 | The Pink One

“Do NOT hit the microwave with that baseball bat”.

Seriously, nobody should ever have to say that again.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 10:08 am | 12 Comments  

Hey Oprah, Get Up Off ‘Em

December 18, 2007 | Books

I think Oprah is stalking me.

First I start reading The Road and a week later Oprah makes it her book club suggestion, then the other day I mention Eat, Pray, Love and now this.

She is in my head!

scary oprah winfrey

Quick. Is she behind me right now? Is that her in the unmarked car across the street trying to peek at my book shelves?

Fine. I realize that these are not the most obscure novels written in English and that they were both most likely top 10 bestsellers already when Oprah recommended them. But I will tell you this right now – if this book is next you will know for sure that she is copying me. I feel fairly certain that only me, my friend Mike (who let me borrow the book) and Tom G. Warrior’s mom are the only three people that read this one.

Oh yeah, “and get up off ‘em” is a term I picked up off of Gabe a million years ago. I think it originated with ‘riding ones jock’. You know, getting off of one’s balls. Then again, it could mean something totally different. I’ve been accused of being a moron before.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 6:35 pm | 8 Comments  

Why You Shouldn’t Let Me Guest Blog

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I just tell stupid jokes, talk about Bob Guccione and trash the place.

THAT is why you shouldn’t let me guest blog.

Well, the joke still makes me laugh.

Every. Single. Time.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 4:18 pm | 4 Comments  
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