While Reading My CNN Feed (mistakenly thinking I was reading my ESPN feed):
What the hell was Reggie Bush doing is Jerusalem?
Ohhhhh. I’m an idiot.
While Watching “Little Bear”:
I hate this frigging show. This and Franklin. They are so sappy they make me want to puke. It reminds me of that Denis Leary bit where he is talking about those people trying to sue Judas Priest when those kids committed suicide and he says“Explain it to me. Heavy Metal bands on trial because kids commit suicide? What’s that about? Judas Priest on trial because “my kid bought the record, and listened to the lyrics, …..” Well that’s great! That sets a legal precedent. Does that mean I can sue Dan Fogelberg for making me into a pussy in the mid-70’s. Is that possible, huh? Huh?! “Your honor, between him and James Taylor, I didn’t get a blow job ’till I was 27 years old. I was in Colorado wearing hiking boots eating granola. I want some fucking money right now!” I hope Franklin and Little Bear don’t make my kids wieners.
While Cooking a Pork Roast:
Wait a minute. What am I doing? Am I cooking a pork roast from a recipe that I got from a cookbook that I checked out of the library? Who am I? My mother would be so proud.I better call her before I make my Gratin Dauphinois. Dauphinois? I wonder if they are related to the guy who sent Henry V the tennis balls.
While Watching “Heroes”: