I promised that I wouldn’t talk about butt-holes today so… I’ve got nothing.
Let me ask you guys a couple of totally unrelated questions.
1) What are you reading right now?
2) Can you get a zit on the back of your ear?
3) Why won’t my cat shut the hell up?
4) What is your favorite kind of soup?
5) (This one only applies to other parents of twins, the rest of you are excused from answering #5) Do you have one twin that is right handed and one twin that is left handed? I do, and it seems like it is common.
That is all. As Tim Gunn would say, carry on.