February 16, 2008
Most interesting search term this week: I decided it was time to taste my first penis.
Runner Up: Miley Cyrus poops her pants.
2nd runner up: stalking is super duper fun
I seriously wonder who is taking the time to type these things into google.
Speaking of stalking, I’m thinking that when the kids go to Kindergarten instead of getting a full time job I might just stalk Bossy for 25 – 30 hours per week.
Is it just me or is Virginia Woolf boring? I just finished reading To the Lighthouse
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 8:13 pm • Randomness
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February 16th, 2008 at 9:10 pm, markira Says:
My personal favorite alternate phrase is “Many swears!”
It is used with fair frequency. mk
February 16th, 2008 at 10:17 pm, Dana Says:
Sarah you fucking make me laugh and I love it.
I’m the Queen of “Geez Louise!”
I say it so much my sister-in-law calls me Weezy.
And I’m dying over the Ted Danson search item. Who comes up with this stuff?
February 16th, 2008 at 11:02 pm, Jules Says:
I totally agree about Virginia Woolf – I find that her life and her philosophy behind writing are much more interesting then her actual works.
My favorite non-curse curse is Holy Hannah. Also been a fan of “Crap in a Can” (and variations of) lately. But most kids shouldn’t say crap, right? I’m never around kids, but try to keep language PG with my employees.
February 16th, 2008 at 11:12 pm, Suniverse Says:
Oh, my god. How much do I hate To the Lighthouse (and all other VW work)? So much that when I was in my M.A. program and my prof assigned To the Lighthouse and said her dissertation was on some obscure VW crap, I STILL said, “This is awful. This is the worst thing I’ve ever read.”
I still think that’s why I didn’t get an A in that class.
I usually go with “heckity heck”. Or craptacular. Oh, who am I kidding? I say the f word all the effing day.
February 16th, 2008 at 11:16 pm, Dawn Says:
penis tasting? Bizzare.
February 17th, 2008 at 12:29 am, Lori Says:
I hate to admit that I’ve never read Bossy before.
So I read Bossy this evening.
I am now addicted to Bossy.
I recommend stalking.
Virginia Wolfe = Snoozeville
The Ted Danson thing scared and confused me.
Don’t forget “Rats!” – that was my favorite “curse” word in 3rd grade.
February 17th, 2008 at 2:02 am, Lara Says:
i have a weekly series called “sunday google-age” where i talk about the random search terms i get in my site stats. there are some seriously crazy people out in the world…
February 17th, 2008 at 3:32 am, Trish Says:
Son of a chicken plucker, Good gravy train and because we are so patriotic, I always say GOD….take a second or two pause…bless America.
Usually though if I say Son of a, my freshly turned 3 year old girl finishes it properly for me, screaming BITCH so that my uber religious mother in law hears her each and every chicken plucking time.
Dagnabbit.
February 17th, 2008 at 8:18 am, Melina Says:
I’m a teacher so I’m the queen of Jeez Louise, Son of a Biscuit and also Cheese and Rice…I feel like such a loser
Oh and I love your search terms. Mine usually consist of “Melina Boobs” “Strip Foosball” and “Can you get pregnant from a toilet seat” honestly I get about ninety hits from each of them!
February 17th, 2008 at 9:39 am, jill Says:
I’m attempting to read ‘Mrs. Dalloway’ by VW and to me it’s just a mind boggling tangle of crap, it’s like trying to write the thoughts out of my own mind and expecting someone else to be able to read and decipher them. i’m going to give it another go, but i think by now its been about a week and i’ve forgotten it all by now..
February 17th, 2008 at 12:11 pm, Jason Says:
Penis tasting? Miley Cyrus pooping? Ted Danson?
I’m going to have to visit your archives, because you must have some very interesting posts in there.
February 17th, 2008 at 3:31 pm, PunditMom Says:
Oh, don’t tell PunditGirl about Miley — she’ll be crushed!
February 17th, 2008 at 6:16 pm, Momo Fali Says:
You’re going to have to get behind me in the Bossy stalking line.
A book that’s like Ambien? I’m on it! Sigh…I miss Ambien so, so much. I had to stop taking it, since it made me want to drive my car into a brick wall.
February 17th, 2008 at 7:51 pm, chantel Says:
I haven’t received any other interesting search terms since Grandma Porn a few years back. You’re are very good though; really good.
February 17th, 2008 at 8:01 pm, Ree Says:
and did Ted Danson, y’know, sing any other songs? My favorite right now is “Premenopause is killing me”.
February 17th, 2008 at 9:05 pm, Amy@UWM Says:
Those have to be drunk people looking up those things. I have purposely steered clear of Bossy for the very reason you state. I waste enough time reading you and others, I really don’t need to add to the repertoire. And I’m loving heckity heck as one commenter suggested, so I’m going to have to start using that one.
I’m now leaving to find out the poop on Miley Cyrus…
February 17th, 2008 at 9:08 pm, alison Says:
I can’t quite wrap my head around that PHOTO of Ted Dansen. How did he get so freakishly tan?
February 17th, 2008 at 9:53 pm, Pocklock Says:
Your search terms are like my spam mail! I don’t get search terms this awesome.
Dude. I’m like, jealous of your search terms! LOL
February 18th, 2008 at 1:34 pm, mp Says:
Jeeze Louise is one of my favorites too! While belting out some really hard songs during RockBand I said Shit..then apologized to the 8 year old and for the rest off the time used “Jiminey Christmas” which didn’t quite make ME feel as good.
February 18th, 2008 at 4:28 pm, Aimee Greeblemonkey Says:
“Did Ted Danson song anny other sings then my dad”
You’ve got a new tagline for your blog.