I was just in the kitchen getting dinner started (No really, I was cooking. Ahead of time and everything. Shut up. It could happen.) and the kids were screwing around in the kitchen
trying to get in my way playing nicely as I was chopping vegetables.
Ian (who is mainly concerned with safety near hot stoves) was pretending to surf on his Diego coloring book.
“You mean wipe out.” I said.
“Wipe out? Like when you surf?”
He rolled his eyes at me.
My three year old boy rolled his eyes at me and in his most condescending voice said “Wipe down. Like when you fall down into the ocean”.
To which I said “Look Lane, you are really bringing me over.”
If it weren’t for this blog all of my best material would be wasted on people who don’t appreciate how hilarious I think I am.