Clear = See Thru
Extra Clear = See thru to the next dimension.
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One time, my mom bought some candy canes and they messed up printing off the flavors, so it said that one of the flavors was green (it was green apple, but that’s not funny). We kept the sticker proclaiming the flavors for a while because it cracked us up.
April 3rd, 2008 at 8:29 am, nick (mem beth) Says:
Clear = See Thru
Extra Clear = See thru to the next dimension.
You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Blogging Zone!
April 3rd, 2008 at 8:31 am, molly chase Says:
It’s like when Martha Stewart goes on TV and says that something is “very wonderful.”
Martha, either it’s wonderful, or it’s not. Mostly it’s not. Like you. You aren’t wonderful. Very non-wonderfulest.
Sorry, that’s one of my litte grammar pet peeves.
April 3rd, 2008 at 8:47 am, kirida Says:
I wonder if there’s a line that’s called “Crystal Clear,” or a rock version called, “Ever Clear.” I have too much time to think.
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:24 am, Chag Says:
Ask BALCO.
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:25 am, JamesMommy Says:
It’s like being a little bit pregnant :o)
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:46 am, lumpyheadsmom Says:
I’m pretty sure that just means it costs a buck forty-nine more than the clear version.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:12 pm, M.A. Smith Says:
I don’t know what it means, but it cracks me up.
One time, my mom bought some candy canes and they messed up printing off the flavors, so it said that one of the flavors was green (it was green apple, but that’s not funny). We kept the sticker proclaiming the flavors for a while because it cracked us up.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:36 pm, Maggie Says:
Good question. I think that Lumpyhead’s mom is right…if it says ‘extra’ then you can charge more.
Speaking of extra clear, what ever happened to the ‘clear pepsi’ craze?
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:11 pm, Papa Bradstein Says:
How? Isn’t that clear?
April 4th, 2008 at 9:05 pm, Ree Says:
I thought it said “Everclear” and I was thinking, “uh, oh, Sarah. The first time I had Everclear, I ended up married.”
April 5th, 2008 at 11:45 am, Gidge Says:
It doesn’t look extra clear to me dammit!
I say WHERE IS THE TRUTH IN ADVERTISING?
April 5th, 2008 at 3:15 pm, sweatpantsmom Says:
You know, I’ve always wondered the same thing about “Jumbo Shrimp.”
April 5th, 2008 at 7:48 pm, Suebob Says:
Must be made by the same people who make John Freida’s hair goop, which “Enhances the quality of light.”