Yesterday I was standing in the checkout lane at the grocery store. I was browsing the magazines on display.
I did a double take. Heidi Klum wants me to do what?
Heidi Klum wants me to have sex in an igloo.
I think Heidi Klum is beautiful and great and I love “Project Runway”. However:
1) Personally I don’t see how it is any of her business.
2) How would I even find an igloo?
3) Now I will never be able to shake the image of Heidi Klum and Seal doing it in an igloo.
4) What the hell? How is that a magazine article? Note to self: Marie Claire is most likely a stupid magazine.
And I apologize for the blurry picture. I took it with my phone. As usual, I feel certain that the person behind me in the line thinks I am a lunatic.
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* The punchline from my favorite joke. Also hilarious because the mighty Heidi Klum is married to Seal
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Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
9:22 am |
Me: Do you want to go to Lowe’s with Daddy?
Claudia: What is Lowe’s?
Gabe: It is like Home Depot – but Blue.
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7:37 am |
You know what I was thinking the other day? I just don’t write for enough blogs.
I’m kidding.
Still, I am adding two more sites to my list.
The ladies at MamaPop have asked me to join them. How can I say no to a group of such talented smart-asses? I think I’ll fit right in. (With the smart assed part at least.)
In addition, Devra and I have started a fitness/work-out/weightloss blog. We’ve decided to call it Loser Moms. Get it? We’re losing weight? Well, hopefully we’ll be losing weight.
So yeah. That is what I am up to. How about you?
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
9:58 am |
Can somebody please explain to me how iTunes can skip?
Is there a tiny needle somewhere in my computer? In the iPod?
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
2:22 am |
This is only a test.
If this were a real emergency this would be followed by instructions. Or possibly screaming.
This has been a test of the ohmygoddidIscrewupmyfeedagain? broadcasting system.
Thank you.
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5:27 pm |
