June 18, 2008

Duuuuuuuuh Dum.

shark_van

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuuuuuh.

closer_skar_van_jaws

Da da da! Da da da!

It’s for sale! Lucky us. I wish I had $595.

Posted by Sarah @ 9:41 am • Now I've Seen Everything, The Unexplained

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19 Responses to “What the Hell?”

June 18th, 2008 at 9:44 am, Shash Says:

Brings new meaning to the term “Landshark”.

Long live SNL!!

Very cool and very funny!

Shash
June 18th, 2008 at 9:49 am, Assertagirl Says:

hahah! I love the ‘burbs.

Around these parts you occasionally see a van done up like the Mystery Machine. Awesome.
June 18th, 2008 at 9:53 am, Stimey Says:

When I was in high school, my school had a car costume contest. Weird, I know. But two of my friends and I dressed up a Dodge Dart (push-button transmission, no less) like this. And we played the Jaws theme as loud as we could.

We lost.

There is no justice in the world.
June 18th, 2008 at 10:09 am, cartoongoddess Says:

Sigh. The streets of suburban NJ pale in comparison. Envious.
June 18th, 2008 at 10:52 am, lumpyheadsmom Says:

Damn. Guess we should have waited and bought this van instead.
June 18th, 2008 at 10:57 am, jason Says:

If it had a sharks tail I’d buy it.
June 18th, 2008 at 11:34 am, Black Hockey Jesus Says:

Who would dare to mess with you driving a shark van?
June 18th, 2008 at 11:34 am, You can call me, 'Sir' Says:

At such a low price, I doubt it comes with the fin. I mean, seriously. There’s no way anyone’s going to sell a van with a dorsal fin for less than $1,000.
June 18th, 2008 at 11:43 am, Mama Maven Says:

You would be all the rage at a Jimmy Buffett concert, especially if you could give it a groovy paint job!
June 18th, 2008 at 11:56 am, De in D.C. Says:

I’m confused as to why he’s selling it now. The Jimmy Buffet concert at Nissan isn’t until the end of Aug. How can you tailgate pre-concert without a conversion van with a fin on top?
June 18th, 2008 at 2:21 pm, Maternal Mirth Says:

Ok, one question, why?

Alright, one more … exactly what suburbs do you live in? Outter Venus?

HIL-arious
June 18th, 2008 at 2:49 pm, Kait Says:

There are no words for how much I love that van.
June 18th, 2008 at 3:21 pm, Kait Says:

Can you imagine placing that phone call to your spouse? “Honey, guess what I bought today…”

Or even trying to explain why you thought it was a good idea to add a fin. Although, if I had a teenage child, I would snatch that thing up in a heartbeat. Imagine having that as your first car!
June 18th, 2008 at 3:50 pm, natalie Says:

um…is that a light on the top of the fin or is that just the sun shining through the trees? because a light would make it the coolest van ever!
June 18th, 2008 at 5:52 pm, Jen @ amazingtrips Says:

Is there ANY WAY you could get a number on that thing?? Wow, we are seriously in the market for a new van and that MIGHT BE IT.

Hot damn, that’s awesome.
June 18th, 2008 at 10:52 pm, M.A. Smith Says:

hee hee

And that’s all I have to say about it.
June 18th, 2008 at 11:01 pm, Suz Says:

And to think we went to look at an 85 Mazda RX7 tonight. How we missed the Shark Van in DC is a mystery!
June 19th, 2008 at 10:18 am, TwoBusy Says:

That is both seriously and profoundly badass. I’ve actually seen a much smaller, more subtle version used as a cap for diversity antennae… but this is WAY cooler.
June 19th, 2008 at 5:27 pm, Lisse Says:

Bwahahaha! I loved that. I would have taken the picture too.