What the Hell?

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Thy Name is Paranoia

Yesterday I decided not to take the kids to the pool (no, that is NOT a euphemism) because the weather report said there was going to be rain. Instead we were watching a movie. Well – The Goon Squad was watching a movie, I was writing a post for one of my sites. So I [...]

We Have a Winner!

Claudia and I got all dressed up (see jammies) to do our drawing for our Father’s Day Giveaway. Sorry we are a day late but due to a big storm (it got so loud I made my kids get in the closet downstairs) we lost power for about 5 hours. Congratulations Irma! Her favorite sports [...]

The Teaser

I’ve got something really exciting happening in July. I can’t talk about what it is yet, but I CAN tell you what it isn’t: 1) I’m not having another baby. 2) I’m not moving. 3) It does not involve surgery. 4) No animals will be harmed in the making of this. (Assuming everything goes as [...]

And I’m Tired Too

Double Yawn Originally uploaded by Sarah606 _____ Psst. There is still time to enter my Father’s Day contest.

Beer is Addicted to Me

My friend Lori sent me this. I have no idea who drew this or where she got it but it makes me laugh.

Father’s Day Giveaway

Is giveaway one word or two? Whatever. In honor of all the great Dads out there I am giving away an 8 X 10 limited edition matted sports photograph of your choice from Gold Medal Impressions. Go check it the website. Dick Drumkman has photographs from the NFL, NBA, MLB, NCAA, the Olympics and a [...]

The One Where Sarah Holds Them in for an Extra Week

I may or may not have told you this story before but for some reason I feel like telling it. (If you already know this story feel free to skip this post.) I went into labor at the 28 week mark of my pregnancy. It wasn’t hard labor but the contractions were causing my cervix [...]

Freaking Me Out a Little Bit

Yesterday I took the Goon Squad to the Smithsonian Air & Space Museum. We took Metro down with a couple of friends from out of town. We had a great time and again took the train back. Our trip was uneventful, but at 2:45 a metro train on the Orange Line jumped the track. At [...]

I’ve Got Plenty of Nothing

I don’t know if it is this heat or what, but I’ve got nothing. I guess this is a good time to do this meme that Vicky tagged me for. (Nothing like ending a sentence in a preposition in one of the two original ideas in the whole post.) What was I doing ten years [...]

Caption Contest: A Horse on the Toilet?

I walked into the kids bathroom today and I thought What the hell ? And then I thought Hey, this is just a caption contest waiting to happen. So have at it. Awesome photo removed when photrade suddenly went out of business. Jerks.

The Oldest Joke in the World*

As you may remember (from such posts as the last one) Ian keeps randomly taking off his pants. Well, maybe not so much randomly as constantly. He runs up to me this morning “Look at me Mommy! I’m naked! I’m crazy!” And I say “Yes, I can see your** nuts.” I kill myself. _____ *You [...]