I did something yesterday that I had never done before.
For the first time in my entire life I mowed the lawn.
(No. That is not a euphemism.)
I mowed the yard and I have a couple of things I would like to say about it. 1) It was both way easier and way harder than I expected. 2) Why did we buy a lawn mower that wasn’t self-propelled?
For those of you who have also lasted this long without ever mowing here is how I would describe it: It is a lot like shaving except you sweat more.
So now I am not sure if I should be proud that I can mow the grass or embarrassed that it took me 35 years to do it for the first time.