December 14, 2008

When I worked in an office never once did I have to get up from my desk to wipe someones butt.

Not once.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 11:45 pm • Parenting, Potty Training   

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19 Responses to “One Disadvantage of Working From Home”

1. December 14th, 2008 at 11:52 pm, Gibby Says:

   True. So very true. However, I did have to kiss a lot of ass when I worked in an office. So, you trade one evil for another!

2. December 15th, 2008 at 12:10 am, Walt Jaschek Says:

   Not once? Then you’ve never worked in advertising or PR.

3. December 15th, 2008 at 12:42 am, Stimey Says:

   Word.

4. December 15th, 2008 at 7:16 am, Vic Says:

   Yeah, the ass kissing sucks too – perhaps we’d all be better off not working, not looking after kids, and away from all these butts (except of course the cute ones which you just have to oogle all day!).

5. December 15th, 2008 at 8:34 am, niCk(MemBeth) Says:

   Trade wiping for kissing? Tough.

   It looks like we all on the same thought train.

6. December 15th, 2008 at 9:57 am, TwoBusy Says:

   Literally? No.

   Figuratively? Every. F#%#ing. Day.

7. December 15th, 2008 at 11:33 am, Alison Says:

   I hear you. But I taught 8th graders so I think I’d rather be doing what I’m doing.

8. December 15th, 2008 at 11:43 am, William Says:

   Not even your own?

9. December 15th, 2008 at 11:58 am, ash Says:

   hee hee! Thank Goodness for that!

10. December 15th, 2008 at 12:29 pm, Hilary Says:

    I have. Not really. But still, remain jealous of your working from home status.

11. December 15th, 2008 at 1:42 pm, ashley Says:

    Oh my god – Amen to this sarah!!! I have seen you around but haven’t checked you out thoroughly (sounds kinky!) but I am here under danny’s orders.
    Can we all get a Yes Sir!!
    Love your banner and will stop back…

12. December 15th, 2008 at 2:22 pm, the kaiser Says:

    Not even your own? That’s very unsanitary.

13. December 15th, 2008 at 2:40 pm, Karly Says:

    Yeah. Wiping someone else’s butt sucks. Then again, the other day my nephew tried to wipe his own. And when I walked in the bathroom there was poo on his face. I’d prefer to wipe poo from a butt than from a face.

14. December 15th, 2008 at 6:19 pm, HeyJoe Says:

    Clearly you have been working in all the wrong offices.

15. December 15th, 2008 at 8:26 pm, Ree Says:

    I cannot compete with the other commenters.

16. December 15th, 2008 at 11:08 pm, denese Says:

    have you ever worked in childcare? i did, for four years. now that i have my own baby, i find myself watching the clock for 5:00 in anticipation of parent pick-up time so i can be free to go meet up with my dorm friends for a beer.

    OH WAIT I AM THE PARENT, NO ONE IS PICKING THE BABY UP FROM HERE, NO BEER FOR ME.

    i feel (half of) your pain.

17. December 16th, 2008 at 12:48 am, Gidge Says:

    I once had to deal with a random turd in the middle of the call center floor.
    A turd no one would claim.

18. December 16th, 2008 at 7:48 am, Kelley Says:

    I kick a lot of it at work.

    Which is immensely satisfying.

    And then I wipe Boo’s at home and he kicks mine.

    Swings and roundabouts.

19. December 16th, 2008 at 10:55 am, patois Says:

    I put my butt-wiping abilities on my resume. That’s what got me hired.