Randomness Part 125

Thanks to the brilliant kdiddy I now know what it means to Bel-Air somebody. Have you heard of this? I was going to explain it in my own words but it is better if you just read about it here. I expect nothing but Fresh Prince lyrics in myfresh_prince_theme_song comment section.

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Anna Glamore, fellow twins mom and owner of My Tiny Kingdom, is starting a blog carnival for Flashback Fridays.

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Dexter married his sister.

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It occurs to me that I haven’t been keeping you up to date on the odd search terms bringing people to Sarah and the Goon Squad. Here are few to tide you over:

Soda bottle in the ass

ds says penis

“the stretchy pants”

edward fortyhand strategy

“I can clearly see your nuts”

Schools for drag queens in Massachusets

everything smells like cat food

buttcrack flashdance

dog “peeing in a circle”

why toilet smells so bad

peeing on own face

Muno looks like a dildo

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I am so proud of what this says about both my content and humanity in general.

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  1. The “I can clearly see your nuts” is probably a t-shirt slogan. I used to (probably still do in a close somewhere) have a t-shirt with a picture of a squirrel holding a stick (as one would hold a sword) standing in front of a pile of nuts. The caption, of course, was “Protect your nuts”.

    I have no comment on the others, except, “wow”.

  2. Muno totally does look like a dildo.

  3. Damnit, Dexter and his sister stole my idea, getting married on New Year’s Eve. Damnit! That just makes me so mad I could just move in with my auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, “Nah,man forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!”

  4. I had an invite to a party the other night and I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I said to the cabbie, “yo holmes, smell you later!”

    It was a fun party. I got to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

    Too bad I’m a chick.

  5. I think a tshirt with the line “I can clearly see your nuts” would be the BEST THING EVER!

  6. You were there. Will Smith was there. Kanye West was there. I made him cry. That was even better than running out on Teddy K.

  7. That’s some high-class readership you’ve got there.

  8. You have NO idea how many times I’ve said that about Muno.

  9. commented over there. So you get like, two for the price of one.

    Awesome.

    I think I have been Bel Aired. But I was too busy dancing to notice.

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