Just Me?

Is it just me of does anyone else sit around wondering if this whole HFCS debacle is really just the result of the heir to the high-fructose corn syrups ex-girlfriend. Like maybe he cheated on her or something and she used to be his PR representative and she was really really good at it so instead of toilet papering his mansion or posting naked pictures of him on Facebook for revenge she just chose to bring down the entire HFCS empire.

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Just me?

Fine then.

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  1. I hope so because otherwise we’re all going to die in 10 years. That stuff totally freaks me out and it’s SO HARD to find HFCS-free ANYTHING. If this is the result of crazy ex-girlfriend then kudos to her. She done good.

  2. I’ve been trying to get DH to eliminate HFCS from our house. This a good push for him. I agree with Samantha. Even if it is a conspiracy, it’s probably a good thing.

  3. Mmmmm. Maybe denial, but I don’t believe the hype. Sounds like a lot of over-reaction, conspiracy theory and maybe a woman scorned in there somewhere.

    Call me a rebel, but I think the Chinese got a bum rap for all the lead paint on toys, too and I kept our pretty red Island of Sodor residents.

    Think I’ll go pour some syrup on James and have a lick…

  4. I miss real sugar. HFCS just isn’t the same, and it’s harsher on the GI tract.

  5. I don’t understand why all of a sudden it is SO BAD FOR YOU!

    I just don’t get it at all. Which is why I’ll continue to ingest it until my doctor tells me not to

  6. Only because I never thought of it. I am signed on now that you have figured it all out, thanks.

  7. And I’m pretty sure the same girlfriend went on to get pissed at the owner of that peanut butter factory. There is no salmonella, just someone saying the wrong name at an inopportune moment, if you catch my drift. 😉

  8. Crazy bitch. She totally did something like that to the heir of the red #2 fortune in 2005.

    So I wouldn’t put it past her for a sec.

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