I won’t go into the gory details but nothing could have prepared me for what I woke up to last night, except maybe that one scene in “Trainspotting”.
Not the toilet swimming scene, not the one with the dead baby, but the one where Spud wakes up at his girlfriend’s house.
Note to parents of sick children: Just because your kid hasn’t eaten in a couple of days does not mean he or she is empty. Yet.
Now if you will excuse me, I’ve got some laundry to do.