Anytime I go to a blogging conference I tell people that I am exactly what you would think by reading my blog but I say a lot more bad words in real life.*
This is true. In real life I spend most of the day trying not to curse like a sailor in front of the children or the other moms at preschool, but on my blog I usually have some time to edit myself and think of a more polite way of saying something.
It isn’t that I have anything against bloggers that curse a lot. In fact, I am a huge fan of foul language. I am somewhat of a of a connoisseur of profanity. I just get nervous using too many obscenities in print. What if my kindergarten teacher reads me? I don’t want her to be too shocked.
*I probably am also larger both in height and weight but I try to mainly post flattering pictures of myself because it is my blog and I get to do that kind of thing.
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*** While typing this post my power went out and I yelled the aforementioned f bomb in front of the children thinking I lost my post.