Ian: Mommy, did you know if a vampire bites a pony the pony would die?
Me: No way. It would turn into a vampire pony.
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I know this isn’t really a vampire pony, but still, what the hell? Edward Scissorpony?
Again With the Too Much Honesty
March 6, 2009
Oh, my goodness. Where the heck did you find those? The Edward Scissorpony is almost as cute as Johnny Depp. Almost.
Seriously, your kids are so lucky. You are hilarious.
I gotta start doing more crafts with Max.
Are those real My Little Pony versions?
Among the many many shameful bizarre things I have done and still do in my life I will admit: I used to make custom My Little Ponies like the ones above. My best friend and I used to make them. They are a crazy amount of work (Especially rehairing them, there’s a reason a machine does it for mass produced ones), but are so much fun to make. Ours were more Edward Scissorspony (Scissorshooves?), than the craptacular one above it. I know, you have lost a little more respect for me, but it’s okay.
Also: Pony would totally go vampire.
Now I know what to do with all the abandoned little ponies.
And if those two ponies got together they would produce “Edward The Vampire Pony: Chasing Rainbows at Twilight.” And it would be awesome.
That last one looks like My little Dominatrix pony. Scary.
http://www.12pair.com
Hey, that’s better than Rainbow Butt!
My Little Ewww.
Please. Please take Cupcake’s My Little Ponies and turn them into Vampire Ponies. Please?
I don’t know what’s worse – that I thought “who the hell has time to desecrate ponies in this way?”, or that it was immediately followed by “Juniper would HEART those things.”