That’s right. You heard me. I named my post cheese powder. What of it?
I have a theory about cheese powder having addictive properties akin to heroin.
You think I am crazy.
I give you the following examples:
Ritz Toasted Chips, Dairyland Cheddar Flavor
Planters Cheez Blass (their spelling, not mine)
I challenge you to eat one of any of the above, then wait two full minutes and eat two more of them.
Then stop eating them.
There is no way you can stop after that. There are only three things that can stop the madness.
1) Horrible stomach ache.
2) You can run out. You have no choice but to stop, and you feel to sick to drive to the store to buy more.
3) You are in the presence of another adult who calls you out. “Are you seriously going to eat that entire bag of Doritos?”
In related news, I have a horrible stomace ache.