My New Nemesis: The United States House of Representatives

Dear U.S House of Representatives,

Why must you hate?

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Is this because I called you the lower house? I want you to know I didn’t make that up as an insult. They taught me that in school.

And I don’t know what you heard, but what I said was that we should legalize slots.

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Comments

  1. Julie says:

    I think you can take them. While I like my own representative, the rest of the delegation from Minnesota is, um, disappointing.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michele_Bachmann

  2. Sadia says:

    I dunno. Parenting is a rather unsafe business, what with with the excrement and backtalk.

  3. It’s a good thing I’m home today, or I would have never seen this.

  4. Kristabella says:

    It’s all because my boyfriend Rahm Emanuel is no longer in the House.

    Although, the guy we replaced him with, he Rick Rolled me on Twitter, so he’s 100 kinds of awesome.

  5. MA Smith says:

    You ticked off part of the government? Wow, I’m in awe.

  6. TwoBusy says:

    They say “malicious” like it’s a bad thing.

  7. Cecily says:

    Dude, this just makes you all that much cooler. :)

  8. Chris says:

    We’ll march! We’ll march on Washington! Who’s with me?

  9. DCUrbanDad says:

    Wow, you are hardcore.

  10. Kathi D says:

    I turned you in out of sheer jealousy. Now I am jealous because it makes you look so badass.

  11. BitsofBob says:

    Great job. I wonder if Janet Napoliltano knows about this. :)

  12. Virginia says:

    Well, the lower house is better than the outhouse, No?

  13. Are you kidding me? This is awesome :) what did you do?