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Karma is a Cruel Mistress
August 25, 2009
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[...] The certainty of karma is on full display in Sarah and the Goon Squad’s Karma is a Cruel Mistress. [...]
Ah, so many memories…….and so many ways you will get paid back by your two, just like I threatened so many times.
This was a much funnier story than me lying to girls in Vegas, claiming I was a screenwriter… Karma won out in that one too.
That was hilarious!! Thanks for the giggle.
I would have laughed my ass off at you if I was your mother. At my high school, there would have been a good chance you were pregnant. What a difference a Bay makes.
“Gods rarely choose Atheists as vessels.”
Snort!
Awesome story. I really enjoyed the prose and I really like your blog. It’s really cool. I’m totally subscribing!
well it could have been worse you could have actually taken the time and effort to get pregnant! Were there any rumors circulated that you were based on the lie. (If not what a cool ungossipy school you went to!)
I love your mom. For making you pay and for holding your hand. That’s the best.
But still, she could have been happy that you were not with child!
I’m having a good laugh about the mono.
This is a very funny post.
Snakes, tornadoes, needles….oh my
Great story. Thanks for the chuckle.
I’m scared of needles and spiders.
Ha!
Better than being preggo 6 months later.
$35 used to be a TON of money. About 10 hours of selling shoes at a J.C. Penney for me.
Karma can be harsh, but sometimes it could be beautiful; imagine if you ended getting pregnant instead of getting mono.
Oh god, I don’t know why this SO made me laugh my ass off. I guess getting mono in the end was funny. At least you didn’t get pregnant becuase of it right?
Queen of Feisty